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发表于 2004-2-2 15:49:00
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wzq321
发表于 2004-2-2 16:18:00
<B>以下是引用<I>lysz6988在2004-1-23 15:37:31</I>的发言:</B><BR>精品!data/attachment/forum/2004-1/2004123153725463.jpg<br><BR>
老兄,别再用老美的图像拉
!!!抗议!!!!!
种子
发表于 2004-2-2 17:20:00
精华啊!!精华!!!!
yifan
发表于 2004-2-6 11:33:00
顶
梦魇
发表于 2004-2-7 14:25:00
很棒啊!
羊年是个丰收年啊!
我都喜欢哦
祝1000公里哥猴年事业有成、发大财,有漂亮MM!
呵呵!
哦,不对,不是1000公里,是1000平米。哈哈。偶是梁琦啊。嘎嘎
爱跑的人
发表于 2004-2-11 15:07:00
一亩半就是一亩半
什么也别说了
呵呵
啊福哥
发表于 2004-2-15 04:34:00
我不敢到这个地方来顶的,好强的引力
非理性
发表于 2004-2-15 09:10:00
大哥能不能上传最后一张图的地毯材质呀
梦魇
发表于 2004-2-15 09:38:00
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COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">、必须尽最大可能满足客户各种各样不正常的要求。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>4. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">妓女靠的是三围,设计师靠的是三维。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">、喜合群,设计师集中的地方称为设计室,妓女集中的地方叫红灯区。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">、工作时精神高度集中,最怕外界干扰,工作完后身心舒畅,都有一种不可</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">替代的快感。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">、设计师为了拉客,通常会免费先提供自己的作品,妓女会先让你看看身段。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">、新上手的设计师叫菜鸟,刚入行的妓女叫雏鸡,都是好可怜的小动物。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>9. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">都没有同行业协会,都有被骗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">,被客户耍,白干还没钱收。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>10.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">女孩子都不愿意干这两个职业。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>11. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">妓女多人配合叫淫乱,设计师多人配合叫合做。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">不过总的来说设计师比妓女还惨:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">、妓女每个月有几天休息,设计师一年没有一天休息。没事做练习</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">、妓女不干了叫从良,设计师如果不干了,叫做下岗!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">、设计师出名了,要做的活就更多;妓女出名了,就不用再做那么多了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">、当妓女不需要经验,越新手越值钱,当设计师就不一样了。越老越拼命</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>5. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">客户通常都能分辨妓女的优劣,却不能分辨设计师的水准。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>6. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">设计业普遍存在压价竞争,免费设计。妓女好象没有。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>7. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">色情行业有着大量的需求市场,设计行业仍然萧条。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>8. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">设计师没事要多练习,妓女可不用。没事逛商场做美容。还买些新衣服。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR>9. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">再丑的妓女都能找到嫖客,新手的设计师不要钱当学徒也没人要。还怕套</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">技
liqiying20
发表于 2004-2-15 10:31:00
你一直是我的偶像
支持啊
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